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Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been here in a while but I've been very busy with school and personal life . Here goes nothing:
You cry, I cry.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump off a cliff...I laugh even harder.
Friends:
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDSnly know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
"PEACE OUT SUCKAS!!" -Chad Dylan Cooper .
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
You cry, I cry.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump off a cliff...I laugh even harder.
Friends:
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDSnly know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
"PEACE OUT SUCKAS!!" -Chad Dylan Cooper .
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Dark Water Fire Ice
Light Elemental
[ ] You're proud of who you are.
[x] You state your opinion
[ ] You think you're intelligent.
[ ] You enjoy learning
[x] You're raised in a very traditional way
[ ] You hardly show emotions
[ ] You're a morning person
[X] You don't like people who sleep around a lot
[X] You don't like the dark
[ ] You're hard on yourself when you fail
Total: 4
Dark Elemental
[x] You always say what's on your mind.
[ ] You're a night person
[ ] You don't care about sexuality
[ ] You like having sex/like the idea of sex
[x] You don't like mornings
[x] You don't like happy-go-lucky people (hate them)
[x] You argue with people
I'm Not Girly!
Below 30 = Not girly.
Above 30 = Girly.
Above 55 = Paris Hilton.
[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[x] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[X] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop.
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends.
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelry.
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HUNGER GAMES!!! :D
KATNISS
[X] You would do anything to protect your family.
[ ] You have good aim. (
My Life Soundtrack!
If my life were a movie this is what songs will play.
Opening Credits: We Will Rock You by Queen. (Thats' a good one)
Waking Up: Last Christmas by Ashley Tisdale (It must be a christmas movie)
First Day At School: Roman's Revenge by Nicki Minaj (I must really hate that school)
Falling In Love: Rockin' around the CHristmas tree by Miley Cyrus (I'm rocking around the tree with him :))
Fight Song: Dear Old Nicki by Nicki Minaj (Maybe I fought with a guy named Nicki. That could work.)
Breaking Up: Just can't get enough by The Black Eye Peas (I just can't get enough of your lies)
Prom: This is War by 30 Second to Mars (Prom is a battlefield
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Awwww. That's so sad. Is that motorcycle thing true? And, that friend/best friend thing was funny!